Runaway puppy - hra se štěněm s mazlíčkem

My puppy ran away, and I have been looking everywhere for him for days..  I wonder what naughty thing he did to make him run away? Probably an accident somewhere in my house.. I need to retrain him, spank him, and punish him.. If he wants to be my puppy, he needs to be loyal and well behaved.. If puppy runs away again, he will not be allowed to sniff my ass anymore, and will be locked in his cage and replaced with another, cuter puppy..  Puppy gets a beating, and a reminder of what he will be missing if he ever does that again..